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Post by Flagdan on Oct 12, 2010 19:02:33 GMT -5
Popakee s'adresse a son groupe a voix basse:Il pourrait servir de chair a rat. Je vais lui poser une question pour evaluer son niveau d'aggresivite au combat.
Puis il se tourne vers Grochoushroud.
Ecoutes ma grande jaunisse permanante, comment réagirais-tu dans la situation suivante? Suppose que tu descends au sous-sol d'un moulin, et que trois gros rat voraces sont entrain de creuser leur chemin au travers d'une porte. En haut de l'escalier, un gros baril est pret a etre pousser dans les marches. Que fais-tu?
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Post by Dom on Oct 12, 2010 19:49:00 GMT -5
((Pwahahaha! Have an exalt.))
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Post by Xerses on Oct 12, 2010 21:00:17 GMT -5
((LMAO... and WTF am I supposed to say to that?!))
Graveshroud's face hardens and his smile slips into an angry slit bearing sharpened teeth.
Your little red friend should watch how he speaks or he could have more red showing, but from the inside out.
After pausing a second or two, he calms down and he grins very slightly as he says...
The first thing is that rats are to be sacrificed to THE God, not chased after, wasting time when you could be seeking treasure and real adventure. Graveshroud looks around, then back at the group. If there were giant rats digging under a door in a basement, why would I be at the top of the stairs with a barrel? Any fool would have the barrel held above his head, standing at the door. When the little bastards show their heads the barrel is smashed on them, crushing them and blocking the hole!!! What else would you do? After that you eat the rats and drink ale.
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Post by Flagdan on Oct 12, 2010 21:40:28 GMT -5
De retour en caucus avec ses collegues:Ouin, y'a l'air d'etre plus qu'un hobgoblin qui fume des pissenlits finalement. Il pourrait nous aider, mais je me méfirais quand meme. Je dois avouer que j'ai pas mal la chienne d'explorer Akban. Je prefererais l'avoir a mes coté, il semble avoir l'experience des dungeons. En plus il pourrait nous guerir.
En s'adressant a Graveshrouds: Hey le moté! Je te ferais bien fumer le calumet de la paix, mais tu dois promettre que si on est gravement blessé, tu vas nous guerir. Pis deuxiement, que je te vois jamais forniquer avec une squaw, parce que du rouge avec du jaune je sais pas quelle couleur ca donne... mais ca serait pas a l'avantage du bébé.
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Post by Lexx on Oct 13, 2010 7:03:44 GMT -5
What's your name stranger? My name is Turghar. I like your answer to the rat question, I would have just used my axe, but that's me, I like my axe. So like my friend Popakee said, if we cut you in for a share, you must promise to help us if we are injured and share everything equally, and we will do the same for you.
Popakee should have said no fornication at all, I can't imagine this guy as baby!
What do you think guys?
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Post by Xerses on Oct 13, 2010 17:12:46 GMT -5
Graveshroud smiles...
Well my little red man, you needn't worry about me fornicating with squaws, I have never seen one and don't think I would be interested in a wench who is the color of a disembowelled animal. As for healing you... hmmm... If you prove worthy in battle then healing will be in your future. If you are as useless as a wench in battle, then you deserve to die.
He then looks over to Turghar...
Well met Turghar, my name is Graveshroud Rotbone. Some call me The Hellish, others just call me hell, or is that just what they say before I drive my mace through their skulls? I can't remember now. With regards to a cut of the booty, then I will definitely help you. Anything to help me reach my goals is something I will do well. Who are the rest of your pack and what place do you seek to sack, rape and pillage?
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Post by Pat on Oct 14, 2010 20:27:05 GMT -5
Brrrrr... a strong shiver goes down Hilgrim's spine as he watches and listens to the "creature" in front of him. What the hell is this? In all my life I never saw somebody (or something) so "un-lovely"...
He then speaks up to Graveshroud and tries to hide his disgust. I'm Hilgrim and we're here to find adventure as well. I suppose I'm OK with you joining us but I'm curious to understand if you usually travel and venture alone. If you've been with a group before, what happened to them? As the words come out of his mouth, he suddenly realizes that he may no want to hear the answer...
If you join us, you should stay in front to scare away most of what we could encounter.
And this way, I don't have to watch my back at every turn...
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Post by torgo on Oct 14, 2010 21:09:43 GMT -5
Mordecai extends his arm expecting a hand shake.
Mordecai Vinland, pleased to meet you. I hope you're good a t healing because i've seen this party in action... If it wasnt for me, a rat would be chewing on one of theyre corpses right now.
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Post by Dom on Oct 14, 2010 21:38:21 GMT -5
((What a team, what a team! )) ((Do you want me to move this along or do you prefer to continue roleplaying with each other? Personally I don't care. I make some wandering monsters rolls periodically while you guys are chatting in the woods.))
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Post by Xerses on Oct 15, 2010 7:46:43 GMT -5
((I am having fun! This should be wrapped up quickly anyhow. I don't think I will have to answer more after these replies.))
Looking over at Hilgrim, his face as if it were stone, Graveshroud thinks, then speaks...
Hah! This one looks as though he is wetting his underclothes, he smells of death even before a battle.
Well met Hilgrim. I travel with those who will have me travel with them. I merely seek to gain as much gold as I can as quickly as possible. If I must join a band of thieves to do it, then so be it. If I must join a band of monks who collect coin, then so be it. I do everything I do to serve my God, as he has set the path to everything. Where are those who came before you, I do not know. I am here and so are you, Seth has seen to it that you meet me so I MUST join you. If not then I disobey God and must punish myself. Pain is the path to clensing your soul.
Turning his gaze over to Mordecai...
Ah, a true warrior. I wonder if he only speaks as one, or if he will act as one. This lot better be better than the last, I need my gold.
Well met Mordecai. Healing is an art that requires practice and I have been practicing quite a bit. It is good to see a warrior who stands strong and believes in himself. You should thank Seth for your strength.
What is the quest you are on and how have you prepared? Where is the bait..... I mean the hirelings?
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